Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream  Socially Awkward Penguin

Felling quite hungry Politely decline free food samples at Street festival

Felling quite hungry Politely decline free food samples at Street festival  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows the name of every dog in the neighbourhood No idea what their owner's name is.

Knows the name of every dog in the neighbourhood No idea what their owner's name is.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Out biking, two wild pedestrians are blocking the path up ahead perfect time for a small detour to the other side of town

Out biking, two wild pedestrians are blocking the path up ahead perfect time for a small detour to the other side of town  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend and his girlfriend sit next to you on the bus be quiet, turn the other way and listen to your ipod

Friend and his girlfriend sit next to you on the bus be quiet, turn the other way and listen to your ipod  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Do I know you from somewhere?" nope

"What's up?" "Good"

Friends tells you to meet her at her house. See you have arrived their before her, Drive around the block until she gets home, too keep her from thinking you're too eager.

Friends tells you to meet her at her house. See you have arrived their before her, Drive around the block until she gets home, too keep her from thinking you're too eager.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Discovers socially awkward penguin - Turns around to inform best friend that they may, in fact, be the socially awkward penguin Best friend is asleep ... Checks again! Still asleep.

Discovers socially awkward penguin - Turns around to inform best friend that they may, in fact, be the socially awkward penguin Best friend is asleep
...
Checks again! 

Still asleep.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Got introduced to coworkers with wrong name Goes by wrong name at work

Got introduced to coworkers with wrong name Goes by wrong name at work  Socially Awkward Penguin
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