Socially Awkward Penguin

Alone in the car, can finally play music loudly enough to hear keeps it low so other drivers won't think he's a douche

Alone in the car, can finally play music loudly enough to hear keeps it low so other drivers won't think he's a douche  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brings beer to party that everyone's supposed to chip in for feels awkward asking for money, goes home broke

Brings beer to party that everyone's supposed to chip in for feels awkward asking for money, goes home broke  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't find a good spot in the conversation to ask where the restroom is holds it in until it hurts to move

can't find a good spot in the conversation to ask where the restroom is holds it in until it hurts to move                             Socially Awkward Penguin

No populated SWRP rooms Begin to fear venturing in to the outside world

No populated SWRP rooms Begin to fear venturing in to the outside world  Socially Awkward Penguin

Corresponding about a Craigslist Ad Falls in love, wears cologne when he buys item, turns out to be a dude.

Corresponding about a Craigslist Ad Falls in love, wears cologne when he buys item, turns out to be a dude.  Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher starts taking roll rehearses how to say "here" to self for next 2 minutes

teacher starts taking roll rehearses how to say

in the public bathroom stall when someone goes in the next stall both of you are sap's so neither actually goes

in the public bathroom stall when someone goes in the next stall both of you are sap's so neither actually goes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk by group of people laughing think they are laughing at you

Walk by group of people laughing think they are laughing at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

out with friends they forget you're there and leave

out with friends they forget you're there and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

See neighbor leaving at the same time I guess i can be late

See neighbor leaving at the same time I guess i can be late  Socially Awkward Penguin
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