Socially Awkward Penguin

one of the stalls is occupied pretend to pee on the urinal and come back later

one of the stalls is occupied pretend to pee on the urinal and come back later  Socially Awkward Penguin

Three hour flight in the middle seat Hot girls on both sides

Three hour flight in the middle seat 
Hot girls on both sides
  Socially Awkward Penguin

About to be solicited Time for a fake phone call

About to be solicited Time for a fake phone call  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy New Year to you!" "Thank you! Happy Birthday to you!"

someone knocks on toilet cubicle takes too long to reply, says nothing

someone knocks on toilet cubicle takes too long to reply, says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

They Sneaze. you say "Bless you." They keep sneazing. you say nothing

They Sneaze. you say

Make eye contact with girl quickly stare at ceiling

Make eye contact with girl quickly stare at ceiling  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sitting in car studying before class, while a hot girl who doesn't know how to parallel park keeps bumping into me "I'm so sorry!!" - "Oh, don't worry about it."

Sitting in car studying before class, while a hot girl who doesn't know how to parallel park keeps bumping into me

Doesn't know what to do with hands holds mine

Doesn't know what to do with hands holds mine  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes insightful SAP that reaches frontpage screws up popular meme reference because of excitement

makes insightful SAP that reaches frontpage screws up popular meme reference because of excitement  Socially Awkward Penguin
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