Socially Awkward Penguin

Eat at Subway every day rotate locations out of shame

Eat at Subway every day rotate locations out of shame  Socially Awkward Penguin

starts slow clap @ bar after hearing osama is dead no one else claps

starts slow clap @ bar after hearing osama is dead no one else claps  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Your Car Approaching The Crosswalk On Campus Pretends He's Not Crossing And Then Crosses When You Pass

Sees Your Car Approaching The Crosswalk On Campus Pretends He's Not Crossing And Then Crosses When You Pass  Socially Awkward Penguin

pizza delivery guy says enjoy you too

pizza delivery guy says enjoy  you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a phone Rarely texts anyone, only receives texts from mom, dad, and twitter

Has a phone Rarely texts anyone, only receives texts from mom, dad, and twitter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting picture taken at party, doesn't know how to show joy widen eyes and hang mouth open

Getting picture taken at party, doesn't know how to show joy widen eyes and hang mouth open  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds Neighbors Sock in the Laundry Room Irons and folds her socks then watches her for a month to learn her laundry schedule. Sees her go into the laundry room, quietly sneaks out of his apartment and places the neatly folded socks in a door way for her

Finds Neighbors Sock in the Laundry Room Irons and folds her socks then watches her for a month to learn her laundry schedule.  Sees her go into the laundry room, quietly sneaks out of his apartment and places the neatly folded socks in a door way for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has enough money in account still gets nervous that card will get declined

Has enough money in account still gets nervous that card will get declined  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit down in squeeky chair during lecture DONT MOVE A MUSCLE

Sit down in squeeky chair during lecture DONT MOVE A MUSCLE  Socially Awkward Penguin

"not if i see you first" Fuck.

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