Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk down street while bars let out for the night ...forget what you were going to type in the penguin meme box...

Walk down street while bars let out for the night ...forget what you were going to type in the penguin meme box...  Socially Awkward Penguin

CANNOT FIND APPROPRIATE WINDSHIELD WIPER SETTING TURN AROUND; GO HOME

CANNOT FIND APPROPRIATE WINDSHIELD WIPER SETTING TURN AROUND; GO HOME  Socially Awkward Penguin

everyone meet in this mumble channel. everyone types instead.

everyone meet in this mumble channel. everyone types instead.  Socially Awkward Penguin

wake up to squeaks from roommate struggling to get off her bunk bed lay quietly and listen to her struggle, try not to laugh

wake up to squeaks from roommate struggling to get off her bunk bed lay quietly and listen to her struggle, try not to laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

Join Google+ Don't share anything

Join Google+ Don't share anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

guy takes urinal in middle go to a stall

guy takes urinal in middle go to a stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

You are waiting in an long, seated line. The person next to you leans over and says "God awful, these DMV lines. . ." You avoid eye contact and frantically fiddle with the volume on your ipod.

You are waiting in an long, seated line.  The person next to you leans over and says

Cute girl walking towards you Don't make eye contact and become self-conscious about your walk

Cute girl walking towards you Don't make eye contact and become self-conscious about your walk   Socially Awkward Penguin

see attractive girl and whisper that you like her hair she doesn't hear you. Tell her you said you like the air.

see attractive girl and whisper that you like her hair she doesn't hear you. Tell her you said you like the air.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invite friends over sit in silence

Invite friends over sit in silence  Socially Awkward Penguin
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