Socially Awkward Penguin

farts when no one is in the room someone comes in the room

farts when no one is in the room someone comes in the room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked if I have a crush on anyone while in a group with my crush have an anxiety attack

Asked if I have a crush on anyone while in a group with my crush have an anxiety attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

I KNOW HALF THE PEOPLE HERE BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY HI

I KNOW HALF THE PEOPLE HERE BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY HI  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hello, what are you shopping for today?" No thanks

boring song comes up don't thumbsdown, don't want to hurt the artists feelings

boring song comes up don't thumbsdown, don't want to hurt the artists feelings  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to sneeze inconspicuously shoots snot everywhere

tries to sneeze inconspicuously shoots snot everywhere  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears roommate near bathroom Pees out bedroom window to avoid human interaction

Hears roommate near bathroom Pees out bedroom window to avoid human interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

realizes you missed your bus waits until no other cars are coming before you leave the bus stop

realizes you missed your bus waits until no other cars are coming before you leave the bus stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks with two friends at the back

walks with two friends at the back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Blind man tells me he works out at vision quest "Oh is that a gym for blind people?"

Blind man tells me he works out at vision quest
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