Socially Awkward Penguin

gets off elevator on the wrong floor keeps walking until doors close

gets off elevator on the wrong floor keeps walking until doors close  Socially Awkward Penguin

roses are red violets are blue i want to put my penis inside you

roses are red
violets are blue i want to put my penis inside you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds out Someone is Mute "Why didn't you just say so"

Finds out Someone is Mute

I have no karma

I have no karma   Socially Awkward Penguin

try to show off to cute girl on skateboard knock her over and break her nose

try to show off to cute girl on skateboard knock her over and break her nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend presents me her half brother "So, you're a bastard?"

Friend presents me her half brother

friend goes for a low five shakes hand instead

friend goes for a low five shakes hand instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, remember that time we..." They don't

Reads story about molly on reddit Can't look at his friend molly ever again without thinking of it

Reads story about molly on reddit Can't look at his friend molly ever again without thinking of it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Local asks question in Spanish No Hablo Inglais, I mean English, I mean Spanish.

Local asks question in Spanish No Hablo Inglais, I mean English, I mean Spanish.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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