Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker steps out for a smoke break Stays inside for a fart break

Coworker steps out for a smoke break Stays inside for a fart break  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie theater employee says "enjoy the movie" You too

Movie theater employee says

Date pulls over and starts jerking off let him finish before leaving

Date pulls over and starts jerking off let him finish before leaving  Socially Awkward Penguin

wearing the same shirt currently on display in a store walks away quickly so nobody thinks it was stolen

wearing the same shirt   currently on display in a store walks away quickly so nobody thinks it was stolen  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees an undesired bus approaching stays perfectly motionless in case driver mistakes any movement for a stop signal

sees an undesired bus approaching  stays perfectly motionless in case driver mistakes any movement for a stop signal  Socially Awkward Penguin

takes off shirt i was trying on accidentally shows principal my fat stomach

takes off shirt i was trying on accidentally shows principal my fat stomach  Socially Awkward Penguin

Me: hi, How are you? Interviewer: I'm good, how are you? Me: I'm good, how are you?

Me: hi, How are you?
Interviewer: I'm good, how are you? Me: I'm good, how are you?  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sup?" "Good"

At strip Club Makes comments on reddit.

At strip Club Makes comments on reddit.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at gym reception says "Have a good work out!" You too!

Cute girl at gym reception says
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