Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to add into convers...

tries to add into convers...   Socially Awkward Penguin

makes eye contact with the same girl in a different aisle at the grocery store shit... she thinks i'm following her

makes eye contact with the same girl in a different aisle at the grocery store shit... she thinks i'm following her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy Birthday You're 28? I thought you were at least 35!

Happy Birthday
You're 28? I thought you were at least 35!  Socially Awkward Penguin

wait for a friend to be online for a while so you don't seem too desperate to talk with them

wait for a friend to be online for a while so you don't seem too desperate to talk with them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a fat joke about myself Nobody laughs

Make a fat joke about myself Nobody laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

"ring bell for service" No thanks, I'll wait

drive a bunch of people I've never met adrenaline rush when deciding music to play

drive a bunch of people I've never met adrenaline rush when deciding music to play  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pronounce any items on menu Orders cheeseburger instead

Can't pronounce any items on menu Orders cheeseburger instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears turtle shell to impress Penko-san bumps into door while running away

Wears turtle shell to impress
Penko-san   bumps into door while running away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier asked if I found everything okay. Couldn't find an item. "I did, thanks!"

Cashier asked if I found everything okay.  Couldn't find an item.
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