Socially Awkward Penguin

Lady at froyo counter says "Enjoy" "You too"

Lady at froyo counter says

someone calls you from their pocket at work sits on the phone for five minutes just in case they really meant to call

someone calls you from their pocket at work sits on the phone for five minutes just in case they really meant to call  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hands cashier exact change waits for cashier to say it's ok to leave

Hands cashier exact change waits for cashier to say it's ok to leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Other tennants using communal kitchen starves

Other tennants using communal kitchen starves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds Bug in food Doesn't tell anyone

Finds Bug in food Doesn't tell anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

get caught talking to self put hand over ear: on the phone

get caught talking to self put hand over ear: on the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got Butt Dialed Stays on the line just in case

Got Butt Dialed Stays on the line just in case  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like your receipt?" "No" *Reaches for receipt*

See someone i know while driving adjust speed to avoid eye contact

See someone i know while driving adjust speed to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Contacts make my eyes red Everyone at school thinks i'm high

Contacts make my eyes red Everyone at school thinks i'm high  Socially Awkward Penguin
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