Socially Awkward Penguin

poops at work walks away from the bathroom as quickly as possible so noone knows it was me

poops at work walks away from the bathroom as quickly as possible so noone knows it was me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet nice Chinese lady at the park Start talking in broken english

Meet nice Chinese lady at the park Start talking in broken english  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spill on yourself drinking with a group "if you leave it, no one will notice"

Spill on yourself drinking with a group

Goes shopping for a therapist

Goes shopping for a therapist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends mother dies I so sorry. How many people are in your family...now?

Friends mother dies I so sorry. How many people are in your family...now?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Be an atheist and someone say "Thanks, God bless you!" "Uuhhh You too I guess"

Be an atheist and someone say

Know useless facts recites them to friends

Know useless facts recites them to friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress brings my food and says "Enjoy your meal!" "Thanks, you too."

Waitress brings my food and says

Did something funny around my friends adrenaline rush Every time its mentioned

Did something funny around my friends adrenaline rush Every time its mentioned   Socially Awkward Penguin

talks for 30 minutes to new BitcoinNYC member why they fit the profile of an undercover fed Admits she "used" to be a Department of homeland security agent for 3 years

talks for 30 minutes to new BitcoinNYC member why they fit the profile of an undercover fed Admits she
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