Socially Awkward Penguin

Loses 1v1 "It was lag"

Loses 1v1

Sets up a first date later realizes this isn't a normal thursday

Sets up a first date later realizes this isn't a normal thursday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Woke up with zit above upper lip called into work so no one would think I have herpes

Woke up with zit above upper lip called into work so no one would think I have herpes  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll let this lady go first Oh no, Maybe she thinks I want to check out her ass

I'll let this lady go first Oh no, Maybe she thinks I want to check out her ass  Socially Awkward Penguin

I.T. guy leaves reddit alone; Want to thank him... Afraid he'll be S.A.P. and block reddit... Don't say a word.

I.T. guy leaves reddit alone; Want to thank him...  Afraid he'll be S.A.P. and block reddit... Don't say a word.   Socially Awkward Penguin

girl says thank you after i hold the door "yes please"

girl says thank you after i hold the door

Sees someone he knows in the subway and says hi Spends the next 20 minutes standing awkwardly next to her without saying a word

Sees someone he knows in the subway and says hi Spends the next 20 minutes standing awkwardly next to her without saying a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

No toilet paper in bathroom uses bathroom in the basement

No toilet paper in bathroom uses bathroom in the basement   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries lighting fart on fire poops on hand

Tries lighting fart on fire poops on hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

The people between me and the door aren't getting off at my stop? I guess this isn't my stop

The people between me and the door aren't getting off at my stop? I guess this isn't my stop  Socially Awkward Penguin
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