Socially Awkward Penguin

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and me next to each other. WAIT Crap

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and me next to each other. WAIT  Crap  Socially Awkward Penguin

bored on a Friday afternoon starts conversation using only memes (responses welcome)

bored on a Friday afternoon  starts conversation using only memes (responses welcome)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texts girl about dinner plans She responds: I think you got the wrong number!

Texts girl about dinner plans She responds:  I think you got the wrong number!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive girl MAkes comment about stupid dick drawings Watches you walk back to your spot

Attractive girl MAkes comment
about stupid dick drawings  Watches you
 walk back to your spot   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Welcome to subway!" dammit, they noticed

Create Fake meme post for karma whoring everyone asked for back-story

Create Fake meme post for karma whoring everyone asked for back-story  Socially Awkward Penguin

mildly antisocial in real life Mildly antisocial on the internet

mildly antisocial in real life Mildly antisocial on the internet     Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Sonic with Katherine Wishes her happy birthday on Facebook 10 minutes later

Goes to Sonic with Katherine Wishes her happy birthday on Facebook 10 minutes later    Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes into bathroom, sees professor from last class wets pants instead

Goes into bathroom, sees professor from last class wets pants instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

I am walking like this because I have a boner

I am walking like this because I have a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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