Socially Awkward Penguin

gets on elevator he thought was going down rides all the way to floor 9 and then back down so no one will know

gets on elevator he thought was going down rides all the way to floor 9 and then back down so no one will know  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start telling story, realize halfway through it isn't funny finish story anyway

Start telling story, realize halfway through it isn't funny finish story anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get introduced to someone you have met several times before 'Nice to meet you'

Get introduced to someone you have met several times before 'Nice to meet you'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Follow GF closely around victoria's secret for 10 minutes Realize it's someone else who is dressed the same

Follow GF closely around victoria's secret for 10 minutes Realize it's someone else who is dressed the same   Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins reddit for the anonymity terrified of judgement anyway

Joins reddit for the anonymity  terrified of judgement anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone call Let it go to voicemail Listen to voicemail I'll call back tomorrow I'll call back tomorrow I'll call back tomorrow

Phone call Let it go to voicemail Listen to voicemail I'll call back tomorrow I'll call back tomorrow I'll call back tomorrow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Random stranger asks for directions So it has come to this

Random stranger asks for directions   So it has come to this  Socially Awkward Penguin

turn up to wrong lecture sit there for the whole hour because i was too shy to walk out in front of everyone

turn up to wrong lecture sit there for the whole hour because i was too shy to walk out in front of everyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts comforting pat on the shoulder as she moves Comfortingly stroke boob

Attempts comforting pat on the shoulder as she moves Comfortingly stroke boob  Socially Awkward Penguin

Me: "Hey, how are you doing?" CUTE CHECKOUT GIRL: "Good, how are you?" Me: "GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?"

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