Socially Awkward Penguin

"so, when are you going to settle down?" dammit, why didn't I prepare responses for these kind of questions

Someone wishes me a happy birthday "Thanks, you too"

Someone wishes me a happy birthday

Get boner at the bus stop get caught with hand in pocket trying to fix it

Get boner at the bus stop get caught with hand in pocket trying to fix it  Socially Awkward Penguin

big open dance floor always end up in a corner wit a small group of lads

big open dance floor always end up in a corner wit a small group of lads  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone knocks on the porta potty vacant

Someone knocks on the porta potty vacant  Socially Awkward Penguin

choke on food at dinner doesn't say anything to avoid the attention

choke on food at dinner doesn't say anything to avoid the attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

white spot on pants oh god people think I masturbated

white spot on pants oh god people think I masturbated  Socially Awkward Penguin

Participated in No-Shave November Didn't grow beard

Participated in 
No-Shave November Didn't grow beard  Socially Awkward Penguin

Begin to s- wait can i try again

Begin to s- wait can i try again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to take a shit in a public restroom waits for a toilet to flush to let it out

Goes to take a shit in a public restroom waits for a toilet to flush to let it out  Socially Awkward Penguin
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