Socially Awkward Penguin

has to poop waits to go home

has to poop waits to go home  Socially Awkward Penguin

see a crippled person in public walk really upright so he can't possibly think I'm mocking him

see a crippled person in public walk really upright so he can't possibly think I'm mocking him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Taco Bell so often that employees start to recognize you Stops going

Goes to Taco Bell so often that employees start to recognize you  Stops going   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl offers a lit cigarette to light mine when lighter doesn't work "Sure, Buttfucks are always the way to go"

Hot Girl offers a lit cigarette to light mine when lighter doesn't work

finds out girlfriend broke up with him on reddit gets used by redditor for karma

finds out girlfriend broke up with him on reddit gets used by redditor for karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

Endless stream of people moving in and out of the bathroom while I'm trying to poop "Don't move a muscle, they'll know you're in here"

Endless stream of people moving in and out of the bathroom while I'm trying to poop

Cute girl waiting for elevator better take the stairs.

Cute girl waiting for elevator better take the stairs.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plans path to bump into crush There she is quick, Change direction!

Plans path to bump into crush There she is   
quick, Change direction!    Socially Awkward Penguin

Best friend is dating a really hot girl Girl texts me she has dreams about me and wants to hang out.

Best friend is dating a really hot girl Girl texts me she has dreams about me and wants to hang out.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits alone facing a girl Stares at ground entire time

Sits alone facing a girl Stares at ground entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin
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