Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to go to the bathroom holds it because someone else goes in and unsure if it's a single bathroom

Needs to go to the bathroom holds it because someone else goes in and unsure if it's a single bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Atm machines are now able to deposit your checks and cash thank god

Atm machines are now able to deposit your checks and cash thank god  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too afraid to ask for refill Survive on ice from bottom of cup instead

Too afraid to ask for refill Survive on ice from bottom of cup instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides

Three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides  Socially Awkward Penguin

Comes home sober Acts way too sober

Comes home sober Acts way too sober  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss says, "good job at work today." Thinks to himself, "What did he mean by that? I thought I did a good job at work today..."

Boss says,

Girl asks me to scratch her back... stick my hand in her pants

Girl asks me to scratch her back... stick my hand in her pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Share with the class what your biggest fear is" Umm... snakes? Yeah, snakes... can i sit down now?

family staying at your house from out of town doesnt poop for a week

family staying at your house from out of town doesnt poop for a week  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks for girl's handbag in the bus She doesn't give a shit

Asks for girl's handbag in the bus She doesn't give a shit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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