Socially Awkward Penguin

FRIENDS FIGURE OUT USERNAME [deleted]

FRIENDS FIGURE OUT USERNAME [deleted]  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You just look like someone I know" Oh...Sorry

Sometimes i take the long way around so i don't have to talk to people

Sometimes i take the long way around  so i don't have to talk to people   Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate comes in fighting with his girlfriend keep folding laundry 5 feet away

Roommate comes in fighting with his girlfriend keep folding laundry 5 feet away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinking "you're welcome" try to say "not a problem" "Your problem"

Thinking

Remembers cake day but not actual anniversary

Remembers cake day  but not actual anniversary   Socially Awkward Penguin

working as drive through cashier "is this for here or to go?"

working as drive through cashier

Sees cute girl Acts uninterested, she'll think it's confidence

Sees cute girl  Acts uninterested, she'll think it's confidence  Socially Awkward Penguin

At a party and pretty damn intoxicated completely forget I'm surrounded by people and Gorilla run up the stairs

At a party and pretty damn intoxicated completely forget I'm surrounded by people and Gorilla run up the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone brings in their child at work ...

Someone brings in their child at work ...  Socially Awkward Penguin
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