Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys home gym to avoid judgement spends half the workout contemplating what the dog is thinking

Buys home gym to avoid judgement spends half the workout contemplating what the dog is thinking  Socially Awkward Penguin

told the guy selling food out front of walmart that I'd stop and look on the way out use the exit on the other side of the building and walk all the way across the parking lot to avoid him

told the guy selling food out front of walmart that I'd stop and look on the way out use the exit on the other side of the building and walk all the way across the parking lot to avoid him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza guy's here? Better wait around the corner for a while so it doesn't look like I was waiting for him

Pizza guy's here? Better wait around the corner for a while so it doesn't look like I was waiting for him  Socially Awkward Penguin

runs into girl he likes at the mall literally

runs into girl he likes at the mall literally  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to pee at boyfriends house boyfriends brother quickly runs and hides in laundry room to avoid any contact with me

have to pee at boyfriends house boyfriends brother quickly runs and hides in laundry room to avoid any contact with me  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, how are you" "Good thanks, how are you" "I'm good, how are you"

Bowel distress in only bathroom at friend's party Hear a bunch of girls outside the door talking about how they're going to reapply makeup together

Bowel distress in only bathroom at friend's party Hear a bunch of girls outside the door talking about how they're going to reapply makeup together  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally gives wrong directions to scary looking person avoids that area for rest of the day

accidentally gives wrong directions to scary looking person avoids that area for rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into wrong class Sits down and pretends to be in class for the entire lesson

Walks into wrong class Sits down and pretends to be in class for the entire lesson  Socially Awkward Penguin

workmen in the kitchen starve

workmen in the kitchen starve    Socially Awkward Penguin
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