Socially Awkward Penguin

Scored my very first 3 point basketball shot into the wrong fucking basket

Scored my very first 3 point basketball shot into the wrong fucking basket  Socially Awkward Penguin

brb putting socks on

brb putting socks on  Socially Awkward Penguin

All conversations are about how days of the week feel like other days of the week

All conversations 
are about how days of the week feel like other days of the week  Socially Awkward Penguin

has headphones on. no music playing. just doesn't want to talk.

has headphones on. no music playing. just doesn't want to talk.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops smelly deuce in public bathroom waits until bathroom is empty to leave stall

Drops smelly deuce in public bathroom waits until bathroom is empty to leave stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have joke for entire conversation Don't use it

Have joke for entire conversation Don't use it  Socially Awkward Penguin

hot check-in girl: have a great trip! responds: Thanks, you too!

hot check-in girl: have a great trip! responds: Thanks, you too!    Socially Awkward Penguin

Call all your female teachers Miss Not thinking you say Mum on accident Turn red and back away SLOWLY Make it seem as if you said Ma'am. "YOU HEARD NOTHING!"

Call all your female teachers Miss Not thinking you say Mum on accident Turn red and back away SLOWLY Make it seem as if you said Ma'am.

Made meme to get upvotes afraid of comments so just deletes it

Made meme to get upvotes  afraid of comments so just deletes it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells customer he reminds of her father "I Love You"

Tells customer he reminds of her father
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