Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk up behind someone and they don't notice you Walk away, make a noise so they hear you coming and then walk back again, as not to startle them

Walk up behind someone and they don't notice you  Walk away, make a noise so they hear you coming and then walk back again, as not to startle them   Socially Awkward Penguin

sandwich artist recognizes me and strikes up conversation time to find a new place for lunch

sandwich artist recognizes me and strikes up conversation time to find a new place for lunch  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking to car in parking lot, sees another person going in the same direction turns around

walking to car in parking lot, sees another person going in the same direction turns around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Your eyes are the same color as your jacket "Thanks!"

Your eyes are the same color as your jacket

At home all day on Birthday wait until night time to like facebook posts so it looks like you have a life

At home all day on Birthday wait until night time to like facebook posts so it looks like you have a life  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hides behind door to frighten friend Jumps out too early and scares his new girlfriend

Hides behind door to frighten friend Jumps out too early and scares his new girlfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

want to rent a movie someone's already at the red box

want to rent a movie someone's already at the red box  Socially Awkward Penguin

"please turn and discuss in small groups for five minutes" fuuuuuuck

Friend says happy birthday "Yeah happy birthday to you too"

Friend says happy birthday

attempts to make eye contact shit, so are they

attempts to make eye contact shit, so are they  Socially Awkward Penguin
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