Socially Awkward Penguin

shoe falls off in public i needed new shoes anyway

shoe falls off in public i needed new shoes anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

publicly recite a quote from mark twain find out later he's a racist

publicly recite a quote from mark twain find out later he's a racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Taking piss in public bathroom Don't clear your throat

Taking piss in public bathroom Don't clear your throat   Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally touch a coworker's junk beet red the rest of the day

accidentally touch a coworker's junk beet red the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get handed a microphone Talk with it way too far from your moouth

Get handed a microphone Talk with it way too far from your moouth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Never knows what to post on facebook wall If has wished the person a happy birthday already

Never knows what to post on facebook wall If has wished the person a happy birthday already  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bus driver misses the stop you rang for. Wait until someone else rings the bell even if that means you have to walk 5 blocks.

Bus driver misses the stop you rang for. Wait until someone else rings the bell even if that means you have to walk 5 blocks.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl sits next to you FUCK

Cute girl sits next to you FUCK  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried to fly forgot i was a penguin

Tried to fly forgot i was a penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally make eye contact with stranger on subway Spend the next 5 minutes pretending to read the advertisement behind them

Accidentally make eye contact with stranger on subway Spend the next 5 minutes pretending to read the advertisement behind them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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