Socially Awkward Penguin

"Has anyone taken your order yet"? "No thank you"

Call landlord to angrily complain about lack of heat in apartment Hides in bed when maintenance guy knocks on the door.

Call landlord to angrily complain about lack of heat in apartment Hides in bed when maintenance guy knocks on the door.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Feel phone vibrate once sigh of relief when it doesn't vibrate again

Feel phone vibrate once sigh of relief when it doesn't vibrate again  Socially Awkward Penguin

middle schooler makes fun of short shorts Passively aggressively bitches about it on letsrun

middle schooler makes fun of short shorts  Passively aggressively bitches about it on letsrun  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to restaraunt alone seated at table for eight

Goes to restaraunt alone seated at table for eight  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watched fight club Doesn't know how to pass people in tight alleys anymore

Watched fight club Doesn't know how to pass people in tight alleys anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds the door open for someone "Thank you"

Holds the door open for someone

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league Said no one ever

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league Said no one ever  Socially Awkward Penguin

Explaining how to be a man Voice cracks

Explaining how to be a man Voice cracks   Socially Awkward Penguin

We're going around the room to let everyone introduce themselves? Better sneak out for a bathroom break.

We're going around the room to let everyone introduce themselves? Better sneak out for a bathroom break.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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