Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to wipe something of a friends face "no, that's natural"

tries to wipe something of a friends face

"drive safe" "You too"

Drop phone and battery falls out Oh god, they think I'm hesitating

Drop phone and battery falls out Oh god, they think I'm hesitating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with someone through a stall Leaves

Makes eye contact with someone through a stall Leaves   Socially Awkward Penguin

Shows up late 3 times a week Asks for a raise

Shows up late 3 times a week Asks for a raise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends call me Socially Awkward Penguin

 Friends call me Socially Awkward Penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads the bible out of curiousity as an atheist Parents now think being a missionary would be a good choice

Reads the bible out of curiousity as an atheist Parents now think being a missionary would be a good choice  Socially Awkward Penguin

"enjoy your new home" "you too"

Wants to tell Story about his life That one day on reddit...

Wants to tell Story about his life That one day on reddit...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sensor light turns off while going to the bathroom. Customer walks in while I waddle out the stall to turn it back on.

Sensor light turns off while going to the bathroom. Customer walks in while I waddle out the stall to turn it back on.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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