Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls business, has to hang up due to bad connection Waits ten minutes to call back so they don't think it was me

Calls business, has to hang up due to bad connection Waits ten minutes to call back so they don't think it was me  Socially Awkward Penguin

"SEE YOU LATER" "PRETTY GOOD, YOU?"

neighbor waves as you drive by side swipes their car

neighbor waves as you drive by side swipes their car  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks every girl he meets in a bar when does the narwhal bacon?

asks every girl he meets in a bar when does the narwhal bacon?   Socially Awkward Penguin

not sure where the prison rape jokes originated from spends 20 minutes googling that shit up

not sure where the prison rape jokes originated from spends 20 minutes googling that shit up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress says "enjoy your meal" I reply "you too"

Waitress says

Really has to pee just after lunch break Sits at desk for 10 minutes to make sure break doesnt seem too long

Really has to pee just after lunch break Sits at desk for 10 minutes to make sure break doesnt seem too long  Socially Awkward Penguin

clears throat orthodox jews get offended

clears throat orthodox jews get offended  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy something for excuse to get near cute cashier Hand them the soda instead of money

Buy something for excuse to get near cute cashier Hand them the soda instead of money  Socially Awkward Penguin

coworker looked at me and didn't smile OH GOD I'm being snitched on for browsing reddit

coworker looked at me and didn't smile OH GOD I'm being snitched on for browsing reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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