Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss hands lay-off letter says thank-you

Boss hands lay-off letter says thank-you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits all day for phone call waits 5 seconds after it starts ringing to not seem needy

Waits all day for phone call waits 5 seconds after it starts ringing to not seem needy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uploads poetry on april 1st so if people judge me they'll think it was a joke

Uploads poetry on april 1st so if people judge me they'll think it was a joke  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says he's going to a funeral "Have fun"

Friend says he's going to a funeral

TRIES TO READ WOMAN'S SHIRT WITHOUT LOOK LIKE A CREEP FAILS ON BOTH COUNTS

TRIES TO READ WOMAN'S SHIRT WITHOUT LOOK LIKE A CREEP FAILS ON BOTH COUNTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

bus turns onto bumpy road *boner*

bus turns onto bumpy road *boner*  Socially Awkward Penguin

buy a loaf bread get home and throw away a moldy half loaf of bread

buy a loaf bread get home and throw away a moldy half loaf of bread  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers all the embarrassing things he's ever done And all the things he thought about doing but didn't.

Remembers all the embarrassing things he's ever done And all the things he thought about doing but didn't.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey!" "Good, how are you?"

ZACH MUELLER where is da magic con footage

ZACH MUELLER where is da magic con footage  Socially Awkward Penguin
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