Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend 5 minutes trying to put arm in jacket sleeve sleeve is inside out

Spend 5 minutes trying to put arm in jacket sleeve sleeve is inside out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks into bathroom mid-piss hold piss until they finish their business and leave

Someone walks into bathroom mid-piss hold piss until they finish their business and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ugly Hour Get there at 9:55

Ugly Hour Get there at 9:55  Socially Awkward Penguin

O Patio I'm not Greek

O Patio I'm not Greek  Socially Awkward Penguin

GET OFF ELEVATOR ON WRONG FLOOR TAKE THE STAIRS INSTEAD

GET OFF ELEVATOR ON WRONG FLOOR TAKE THE STAIRS INSTEAD  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say something stupid in public Pretend to be very tired

Say something stupid in public Pretend to be very tired  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only one slice of pizza left Don't EVER TAKE IT

Only one slice of pizza left Don't EVER TAKE IT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Telling Joke Starts with punchline

Telling Joke Starts with punchline  Socially Awkward Penguin

ORDER FOOD TO EAT-IN, BUT IT GETS PACKAGED TO-GO GO

ORDER FOOD TO EAT-IN,
BUT IT GETS PACKAGED TO-GO GO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell a girl she has pretty eyes She's wearing color contacts

Tell a girl she has pretty eyes She's wearing color contacts  Socially Awkward Penguin
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