Socially Awkward Penguin

Loses $5.1 Billion in 2011 Raises cost to send mail 1 cent

Loses $5.1 Billion in 2011   Raises cost to send mail 1 cent    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a customer headed towards the exit. "Thanks for stopping by." They throw some trash away and continue to look around for another 10 minutes.

Sees a customer headed towards the exit.

Scratches head in class Gets called on

Scratches head in class Gets called on   Socially Awkward Penguin

Clicks on NSFW link not in an incognito window adrenaline rush

Clicks on NSFW link not in an incognito window adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Are you ready to get checked out?" I'm good, how are you?

Doesn't know where the bathroom is Doesn't ask

Doesn't know where the bathroom is Doesn't ask  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enter a crowded elevator so much eye contact to avoid

Enter a crowded elevator so much eye contact to avoid  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a friend talking with a stranger Walk around until the stranger leaves

See a friend talking with a stranger Walk around until the stranger leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

"i see that you're new here; welcome" "welcome"

"Would you like a large or medium combo?" Uh, sure

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