Socially Awkward Penguin

says empanada meant to order edamame

says empanada meant to order edamame  Socially Awkward Penguin

*Cough* God Bless You

*Cough* God Bless You  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fake going pee in the urinal Because someone is in the stall and you don't want them to hear you poop

Fake going pee in the urinal Because someone is in the stall and you don't want them to hear you poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells hot girl working at driving range to watch next shot Projectile vomits all over astroturf before swing

Tells hot girl working at driving range to watch next shot Projectile vomits all over astroturf before swing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor says "discuss this topic with your classmates" stares at desk quietly for next five minutes

Professor says

Walking home at night 15 feet behind a girl Takes wrong turn on purpose so she doesn't think I'm Following her

Walking home at night 15 feet behind a girl Takes wrong turn on purpose so she doesn't think I'm Following her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to let somewhat distant car go first while at crosswalk looks like an asshole trying to stop traffic

Tries to let somewhat distant car go first while at crosswalk looks like an asshole trying to stop traffic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to cute girl online for five seconds Cold sweat, heartbeats per minute increases to 1,000,000

Talk to cute girl online for five seconds Cold sweat, heartbeats per minute increases to 1,000,000  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes joke about sexy times on his white sheets being brave starts period during sexy times

makes joke about sexy times on his white sheets being brave starts period during sexy times  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into Jaredica Realizes that he's not badass enough to be the national symbol

Walks into Jaredica Realizes that he's not badass enough to be the national symbol  Socially Awkward Penguin
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