Socially Awkward Penguin

See a person your age oh god don't make eye contact

See a person your age oh god don't make eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

recite clever facts to girl she already read it on wikipedia

recite clever facts to girl she already read it on wikipedia  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go out for a walk Don't look at houses or they'll think you plan on robbing them

Go out for a walk Don't look at houses or they'll think you plan on robbing them  Socially Awkward Penguin

chair makes farting noise as I sit down get up and sit back down

chair makes farting noise as I sit down get up and sit back down  Socially Awkward Penguin

Successfully looks each student in the eyes while speaking before a huge lecture hall Stutters, mumbles, and forgets speech while shifting awkwardly around

Successfully looks each student in the eyes while speaking before a huge lecture hall Stutters, mumbles, and forgets speech while shifting awkwardly around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take The Urinal Right next to the only other guy In the Restroom "Careful, This is where all the Dicks Hangout"

Take The Urinal Right next to the only other guy In the Restroom

More nervous talking to randdom people Than jumping out of an airplane

More nervous talking to randdom people Than jumping out of an airplane  Socially Awkward Penguin

"This cafe is like a zoo" "...a cool zoo!"

Attractive Girl stops treadmill same time as me Better keep going so she doesn't think I'm stalking her.

Attractive Girl stops treadmill same time as me Better keep going so she doesn't think I'm stalking her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hi, my name's gerald an... *class erupts into laughter*

Hi, my name's gerald an... *class erupts into laughter*  Socially Awkward Penguin
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