Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past open dorm window right as person inside sneezes Say "bless you"

Walk past open dorm window right as person inside sneezes Say

I really wanted an Almond Joy But I'm afraid people will think I fell for the "impulse counter" trick

I really wanted an Almond Joy But I'm afraid people will think I fell for the

Puts more effort into reddit cake day post than any of my real birthday celebrations

Puts more effort into reddit cake day post than any of my real birthday celebrations  Socially Awkward Penguin

"It wasnt your fault" "Your welcome"

Professor is taking attendance adrenaline rush from anticipation of having to say "Here"

Professor is taking attendance adrenaline rush from anticipation of having to say

Professor butchers pronunciation of name on first day of the semester never corrects him and accepts new name

Professor butchers pronunciation of name on first day of the semester never corrects him and accepts new name  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl texts me that shes just "laying around her living room" "wish i could help"

girl texts me that shes just

Timing is always wrong

Timing is always wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

awkward silence "btw I'm perfectly comfortable with awkward silences"

awkward silence

Calls a kid a retard who happens to have a brother that is mentally handicapped

Calls a kid a retard who happens to have a brother that is mentally handicapped  Socially Awkward Penguin
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