Socially Awkward Penguin

people done looking at our house (for sale)say "you have a nice house" "thanks you too"

people done looking at our house (for sale)say

brain gets flustered trying to decide between "always a winner" and "always had a good demeanor" "i always have a good wiener"

brain gets flustered trying to decide between

See twitter friend IRL "I'll just @ him later"

See twitter friend IRL

Finally got a comment on a meme Oh, it's just qkme_transcriber

Finally got a comment on a meme Oh, it's just qkme_transcriber  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tim Cook is in the traiting crap and destroys an iPhone 5 Kills 'larry page' and switches a nexus 4

Tim Cook is in the traiting crap and destroys an iPhone 5 Kills 'larry page' and switches a nexus 4  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to look suave for cute girl at register slams into locked door on the way in and slams into the same door on the way out

tries to look suave for cute girl at register slams into locked door on the way in and slams into the same door on the way out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke in important meeting and tries not to laugh looks like i'm laughing at people in the meeting

Remembers joke in important meeting and tries not to laugh looks like i'm laughing at people in the meeting  Socially Awkward Penguin

hire stripper for bachelor party Played N64 the whole time

hire stripper for bachelor party Played N64 the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

music player dies keeps headphones on to avoid conversation

music player dies keeps headphones on to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits down on cramped bus gets in everyone's way while choosing a seat

Sits down on cramped bus gets in everyone's way while choosing a seat  Socially Awkward Penguin
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