Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "bye" to someone you think is going home realize they're just using the bathroom and are coming back

Says

Cute girl hands out free samples on toothpick outside Eats sample with mouth instead of grabbing it from her

Cute girl hands out free samples on toothpick outside Eats sample with mouth instead of grabbing it from her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Substitute teacher calls role Adrenaline rush waiting to say "here"

Substitute teacher calls role Adrenaline rush waiting to say

sneaking out after a one night stand, guy says "i'll miss you" Replies "I'll miss bed"

sneaking out after a one night stand, guy says

WANTED TO SAY COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO OR TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE SAID COOCHIE TICKLE

WANTED TO SAY COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO OR TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE SAID COOCHIE TICKLE  Socially Awkward Penguin

No new messages on phone lock screen UNLOCKS ANYWAY

No new messages on phone lock screen UNLOCKS ANYWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stops to let person cross the road They are waiting for bus

Stops to let person cross the road They are waiting for bus  Socially Awkward Penguin

Here you are, enjoy your food. Thanks, you too.

Here you are, enjoy your food. Thanks, you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I lived in Cambridge" "Oh did you go to Oxford?"

"Happy Birthday!" Thanks, you too

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