Socially Awkward Penguin

"What are your plans for the Super Bowl?" When is that?

"Hey come any time" Arrive when the host still isn't dressed.

Not sure whether to call girlfriend's parents by first or last name avoid calling them anything

Not sure whether to call girlfriend's parents by first or last name avoid calling them anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone steps on your shoe you reply with "sorry"

someone steps on  your shoe  you reply with

Someone asks, "Are you going up or down?" "No"

Someone asks,

Housemates having a dinner party with guests Wait til they all leave before heating up can of soup

Housemates having a dinner party with guests   Wait til they all leave before heating up can of soup  Socially Awkward Penguin

sarcasm so advanced every one actually believes him

sarcasm so advanced every one actually believes him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees people I know Does everything to avoid saying Hi to them.

Sees people I know Does everything to avoid saying Hi to them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to fly is a penguin

tries to fly is a penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

attractive girl sits on your right in class lean left

attractive girl sits on your right in class lean left    Socially Awkward Penguin
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