Socially Awkward Penguin

The guy who parked beside me dinged my door? Nah, it doesn't look that bad

The guy who parked beside me dinged my door? Nah, it doesn't look that bad    Socially Awkward Penguin

cop shows up in my rear view Set cruise control to 1 mph above speed limit

cop shows up in my rear view  Set cruise control to 1 mph above speed limit   Socially Awkward Penguin

'Like' a post on someone's wall Realize it is a week old, proving you were stalking their profile

'Like' a post on someone's wall Realize it is a week old, proving you were stalking their profile  Socially Awkward Penguin

stretching in class Teacher calls on you thinking you had a question

stretching in class Teacher calls on you thinking you had a question  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too liberal for the conservative Mormons Too conservative to be a liberal Mormon

Too liberal for the conservative Mormons Too conservative to be a liberal Mormon    Socially Awkward Penguin

Cut girl off leaving class Keeps walking because it's too late to say sorry

Cut girl off leaving class   Keeps walking because it's too late to say sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unfamiliar coworker asks to sit by you in the cafeteria 30 seconds before you planned on leaving. Don't talk, Stay extra 10 minutes anyway.

Unfamiliar coworker asks to sit by you in the cafeteria 30 seconds before you planned on leaving.  Don't talk, Stay extra 10 minutes anyway.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell a joke to acquaintances only one to laugh

Tell a joke to acquaintances  only one to laugh    Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops a coin Somehow kicks it away while bending down to pick it up

Drops a coin Somehow kicks it away while bending down to pick it up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask question in class 3 words in, regret question and speed talk to get it over with Nod head every 3 seconds to feign interest in the answer worried about everyone* thinking you're an idiot *actually, worried about hot girl thinking you're an idiot

Ask question in class 3 words in, regret question and speed talk to get it over with Nod head every 3 seconds to feign interest in the answer worried about everyone* thinking you're an idiot *actually, worried about hot girl thinking you're an idiot  Socially Awkward Penguin
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