Socially Awkward Penguin

Washroom Is Empty. Decide not to wash hands. Someone walks in just as you pass by the sink.

Washroom Is Empty. Decide not to wash hands. Someone walks in just as you pass by the sink.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say hello and smile at lady cleaning your cube on late work night Lady stares blankly back at you

Say hello and smile at lady cleaning your cube on late work night  Lady stares blankly back at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Text me Caffeine is bad for you anyway.

Text me Caffeine is bad for you anyway.
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Some one surprises you with a hug The see the grimace on your face

Some one surprises you with a hug The see the grimace on your face  Socially Awkward Penguin

says happy easter already Monday in Australia

says happy easter already Monday in Australia   Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to think of a witty retort likes all recent wallposts

tries to think of a witty retort likes all recent wallposts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Surprıse bırthday party at the offıce oh god!

Surprıse bırthday party at the offıce oh god!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Freshman hates you inhale quickly

Freshman hates you inhale quickly  Socially Awkward Penguin

BAIL ON FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS to stay in and cuddle with cat

BAIL ON FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS to stay in and cuddle with cat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leave a lousy tip leave quickly before waiter notices it

Leave a lousy tip leave quickly before waiter notices it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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