Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 20 minutes thinking of the best words to use when texting crush Instantly regrets sending text

Spends 20 minutes thinking of the best words to use when texting crush Instantly regrets sending text  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person says "Good morning, how are you?" Respond "Good morning, thanks"

Person says

goes back to get another snack at lunch buys from 2nd cashier so the first one doesn't think he's fat

goes back to get another snack at lunch buys from 2nd cashier so the first one doesn't think he's fat  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes new friend imagines future together

makes new friend   imagines future together  Socially Awkward Penguin

Order food to-go Eat Food in parked car

Order food to-go   Eat Food in parked car   Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you don't want to talk to at the store. Carry on a fake cell phone conversation for the duration of your shopping.

See someone you don't want to talk to at the store. Carry on a fake cell phone conversation for the duration of your shopping.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have right-of-way persuade other car to go first

Have right-of-way persuade other car 
to go first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wanted to make a "see you next year" joke Said "See you in a year" instead

Wanted to make a

Needs to contact a company for assistance Emails them instead of calling them

Needs to contact a company for assistance Emails them instead of calling them  Socially Awkward Penguin

BARISTA SCREWS UP DRINK ORDER ACCEPT IT ANYWAY

BARISTA SCREWS UP DRINK ORDER ACCEPT IT ANYWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin
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