Socially Awkward Penguin

Random girl walks up and asks if I want to have sex "No thanks, I just ate breakfast"

Random girl walks up and asks if I want to have sex

Congratulate co-worker on their new position they say,"thanks, it is now a part-time position."

Congratulate co-worker on their new position they say,

Me: My name is Katie, what's yours? Him: My name is Bill Me: Nice to meet you katie

Me: My name is Katie, what's yours?
Him: My name is Bill Me: Nice to meet you katie  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crash Wedding reception stand in corner, talk to no one.

Crash Wedding reception stand in corner, talk to no one.    Socially Awkward Penguin

watches football game at bar doesnt look at most convenient screen because people sitting under it are facing you

watches football game at bar doesnt look at most convenient screen because people sitting under it are facing you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enters competitions with contact details Too scared to answer phone to an unknown number

Enters competitions  with contact details Too scared to answer phone to an unknown number   Socially Awkward Penguin

stare intensely at phone crash

stare intensely at phone crash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know new neighbors Accepts parcels in order to meet them

Doesn't know new neighbors Accepts parcels in order to meet them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor says have a good school year "Thanks you too"

Doctor says have a good school year

Gets text from hot girl asking me out did you send this to the right person?

Gets text from hot girl asking me out did you send this to the right person?  Socially Awkward Penguin
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