Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds hair in food convinces self it's some kind of exotic seasoning

Finds hair in food convinces self it's some kind of exotic seasoning  Socially Awkward Penguin

About to pull in to driveway. See neighbor outside. Abort-keep driving.

About to pull in to driveway. See neighbor outside. Abort-keep driving.  Socially Awkward Penguin

On bike, sees person ahead pulls into a driveway person's driveway

On bike, sees person ahead
pulls into a driveway person's driveway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spots 2 hot girls in the distance while riding bike turns around

Spots 2 hot girls in the distance while riding bike turns around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get introduced as Socially awkward penguin guy

Get introduced as Socially awkward penguin guy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me what i did today "Well, I woke up..."

Girl asks me what i did today

pull into parking lot next to ex's car reverse

pull into parking lot next to ex's car reverse  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits to pick up the phone, in order to seem busy When asked what he is doing right now, answers "Nothing"

Waits to pick up the phone, in order to seem busy When asked what he is doing right now, answers

doesnt care about karma just wanted the penguin

doesnt care about karma just wanted the penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

told my sister I've been going to the gym "So, do you have muscles? ...in your arms?"

told my sister I've been going to the gym
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