Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked to sign group greeting card reuse parts of other people's messages

Asked to sign group greeting card reuse parts of other people's messages  Socially Awkward Penguin

Musters up courage to ask girl to dance. Says Thank you as she's walking away.

Musters up courage to ask girl to dance. Says Thank you as she's walking away.   Socially Awkward Penguin

"I didn't have a problem getting aroused" "It's just that I couldn't feel you when you were in there."

Receipt for item i just bought prints out take it from machine and hand it cashier

Receipt for item i just bought prints out take it from machine and hand it cashier  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks roommate to do his half of the household chores adrenaline rush

asks roommate to do his half of the household chores  adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees the girls scouts are selling cookies outside the grocery store "I have enough food until tomorrow"

Sees the girls scouts are selling cookies outside the grocery store

Accidentally wears "sexy and i know it" shirt on opposite day

Accidentally wears

Joined the elks for cheap beer... told that there's a panel interview and have to give a speech in front of everybody maybe I'll make up my own club

Joined the elks for cheap beer...
told that there's a panel interview and have to give a speech in front of everybody   maybe I'll make up my own club  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets birthday call from grandparents "Happy birthday grandma"

Gets birthday call from grandparents

Goes up to cute bartender Says: "Hi, I'm looking for a place to sit down, eat a tv and watch a burger..."

Goes up to cute bartender Says:
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