Socially Awkward Penguin

random person compliments my scarface shirt ummm, ummmmm. Yeah *smiles*

random person compliments my scarface shirt ummm, ummmmm. Yeah *smiles*  Socially Awkward Penguin

You have some dirt on your face Ash Wednesday

You have some dirt on your face   Ash Wednesday   Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting salt shaker would require asking someone to pass the salt I should cut back on salt anyway

Getting salt shaker would require asking someone to pass the salt I should cut back on salt anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if the grammar in a comment I want to post is correct Don't post it because I'm afraid someone will call me out on it if it's incorrect

Not sure if the grammar in a comment I want to post is correct Don't post it because I'm afraid someone will call me out on it if it's incorrect  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets advice on form Becomes self conscious and leaves gym

Gets advice on form Becomes self conscious and leaves gym  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Congratulations on the Divorce!"

"Have a happy birthday!" "You too!"

Me: "Hi, how are you doing?" Customer: "Thanks how about you?" Me: "Great, How about you?"

Me:

Went in for my first kiss To fast and she hugged me.

Went in for my first kiss To fast

and she hugged me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone wearing the exact same shirt as you better avoid eye contact and any interaction with them.

Sees someone wearing the exact same shirt as you better avoid eye contact and any interaction with them.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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