Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops at girlfriend's house Stains toilet

Poops at girlfriend's house Stains toilet   Socially Awkward Penguin

Person in front of you stops walking in a narrow hallway wait quietly

Person in front of you stops walking in a narrow hallway wait quietly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start a convo, "Hello how's your day going?" "Mines good, yours?" "Good, and you?"

Start a convo,

Flat tire Actually pays for free air

Flat tire Actually pays for free air  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get in an elevator with people on it embarrassed to only go up 2 floors, go up 3 and walk down the stairs

Get in an elevator with people on it embarrassed to only go up 2 floors, go up 3 and walk down the stairs   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter gets order wrong Say nothing and tip double to apologize for not eating the food

Waiter gets order wrong Say nothing and tip double to apologize for not eating the food  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl approaches on sidewalk. Alters walking path to maximize separation distance from her while minimizing travel time to destination. Avoids eye contact, of course.

Girl approaches on sidewalk. Alters walking path to maximize separation distance from her while minimizing travel time to destination. Avoids eye contact, of course.  Socially Awkward Penguin

TRies to grab straw with mouth ends up looking autistic

TRies to grab straw with mouth ends up looking autistic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Celebrate coworkers birthday doesn't mention it's also your birthday

Celebrate coworkers birthday doesn't mention it's also your birthday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks phone in cashier line Gonewild post appears

Checks phone in cashier line Gonewild post appears  Socially Awkward Penguin
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