Socially Awkward Penguin

Dedicates song to crush She hates the song

Dedicates song to crush She hates the song  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees acquaintance at bus stop rushes to get on bus first to avoid deciding whether to sit next to them

sees acquaintance at bus stop rushes to get on bus first to avoid deciding whether to sit next to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to buy a hooker Says she doesn't do lesbian sex.

Tries to buy a hooker Says she doesn't do lesbian sex.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send texts to 10 people in contact list No one texts you back

Send texts to 10 people in contact list No one texts you back   Socially Awkward Penguin

Theater employees directed you into wrong movie watched it anyways

Theater employees directed you into wrong movie watched it anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

playing a song you love on speakers can't enjoy it for fears that others will think you're weird for liking it

playing a song you love on speakers can't enjoy it for fears that others will think you're weird for liking it  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know at walmart Spend the rest of the trip calculating they're every move so you don't have to talk to them

See someone you know at walmart Spend the rest of the trip calculating they're every move so you don't have to talk to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Live person answers the phone instead of a recording Hangs up

Live person answers the phone instead of a recording Hangs up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Had to go to the blackboard with a boner no one noticed.

Had to go to the blackboard with a boner no one noticed.  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks he's being waved at so waves back realizes mistake, pretends he knows someone in the distance

thinks he's being waved at so waves back realizes mistake, pretends he knows someone in the distance  Socially Awkward Penguin
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