Socially Awkward Penguin

used to have a square head now has no friends

used to have a square head  now has no friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

falls asleep on an airplane farts

falls asleep on an airplane farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to hold back sneeze in quiet environment farts

Tries to hold back sneeze in quiet environment farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey David This is sarah." "I mean, hey sarah this is david"

New on reddit Checks his submissions every minute for comments or upvotes

New on reddit Checks his submissions every minute for comments or upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

buy drain cleaner, bleach, aluminum foil, and spray paint hope cashier doesn't think you're going to make a bomb

buy drain cleaner, bleach, aluminum foil, and spray paint hope cashier doesn't think you're going to make a bomb  Socially Awkward Penguin

graduates high school and goes to college consistently revisits high school

graduates high school and goes to college consistently revisits high school   Socially Awkward Penguin

Ordered delivery can't order from same place for a couple days

Ordered delivery can't order from same place for a couple days  Socially Awkward Penguin

Politely holds men's toilet door open for a woman

Politely holds men's toilet door open for a woman  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door for friend Holds door for next 10 people

Holds door for friend Holds door for next 10 people  Socially Awkward Penguin
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