Socially Awkward Penguin

Barely speaks when with a group of people Feels obliged to speak during awkward silences

Barely speaks when with a group of people Feels obliged to speak during awkward silences  Socially Awkward Penguin

only one of my friends to bring a grl home designated driver

only one of my friends to bring a grl home designated driver  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets motivated to loose weight by reddit karma

Gets motivated to loose weight by reddit karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

forgot arms look weird when i walk puts hands in pocket

forgot arms look weird when i walk puts hands in pocket  Socially Awkward Penguin

How's it going How's it going

How's it going How's it going  Socially Awkward Penguin

start shift at 4:30 and have to pee dont want to ask manager, hold it in till 9:30

start shift at 4:30 and have to pee dont want to ask manager, hold it in till 9:30  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to a new bar for first time bar tender thinks he knows me, just goes along with it and become joe for a day

goes to a new bar for first time bar tender thinks he knows me, just goes along with it and become joe for a day  Socially Awkward Penguin

FORGETS HOW TO PRONOUNCE LES MISERABLES Looks like I'm watching Django again.

FORGETS HOW TO PRONOUNCE 
LES MISERABLES Looks like I'm watching Django again.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going to stay at someone's house Arrive early, wait outside in the snow for an hour

Going to stay at someone's house Arrive early, wait outside in the snow for an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

SO makes FB status about being angry and not wanting to talk about it Hasn't done anything and is still paranoid it's my fault

SO makes FB status about being angry and not wanting to talk about it Hasn't done anything and is still paranoid it's my fault  Socially Awkward Penguin
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