Socially Awkward Penguin

asks a potential interest if they are a redditor no, what is it? (the gods have spoken)

asks a potential interest if they are a redditor no, what is it?
 (the gods have spoken)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets asked how are you? answers not good instead of good or not bad

Gets asked how are you? answers not good instead of good or not bad  Socially Awkward Penguin

handing out candy to trick-or-treat kids opens door and says "trick or treat" to them by mistake

handing out candy to trick-or-treat kids opens door and says

Makes eye contact with hummingbird Quickly looks away

Makes eye contact with hummingbird Quickly looks away  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm 27, ma'am "oh sure I believe you're 27. I don't need to see your ID"

I'm 27, ma'am

Hot Girl: Okay got it, thank you! "No, thank you!"

Hot Girl: Okay got it,
 thank you!

Waiting for gif to load Wait, that's just a picture.

Waiting for gif to load Wait, that's just a picture.  Socially Awkward Penguin

somebody rings the doorbell adrenaline rush

somebody rings the doorbell adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coughs walking past a smoker "Sorry"

Coughs walking past a smoker

Need to google something semi-sexual. Turns on incognito mode

Need to google something semi-sexual. Turns on incognito mode  Socially Awkward Penguin
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