Socially Awkward Penguin

Kenneth Voorter Has no life...

Kenneth Voorter Has no life...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl tells you about her interesting, diverse heritage "Oh you're a mutt"

Girl tells you about her interesting, diverse heritage

Woke myself up snoring At work

Woke myself up snoring At work  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally asked out girl of my dreams COMMITAPHOBE

Finally asked out girl of my dreams COMMITAPHOBE  Socially Awkward Penguin

"American provolone or pepperjack cheese?" YES

Has very few friends Avoids them all for fear of angering them.

Has very few friends Avoids them all for fear of angering them.   Socially Awkward Penguin

-Whats good? -not much. wait

-Whats good?
-not much. wait  Socially Awkward Penguin

At a Party Spends whole night on reddit

At a Party Spends whole night on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask woman in target where i can find the milk... "Sorry I don't work here" "me neither"

Ask woman in target where i can find the milk...

gETS A NOTIFICATION ON FACEBOOK FROM CRUSH sTARES AT nOTIFICATION FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH

gETS A NOTIFICATION ON FACEBOOK FROM CRUSH sTARES AT nOTIFICATION FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH  Socially Awkward Penguin
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