Socially Awkward Penguin

When I'm listening on the phone I nod away happily Then stop when I realise they can't see me

When I'm listening on the phone I nod away happily Then stop when I realise they can't see me  Socially Awkward Penguin

No line at cashier. Uses Self Checkout

No line at cashier.    Uses Self Checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell hairstylist I think she's pretty Pretend that I have a boyfriend so it doesn't seem like I'm hitting on her

Tell hairstylist I think she's pretty Pretend that I have a boyfriend so it doesn't seem like I'm hitting on her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answers the phone while parents are away telemarketer asks if this is the lady of the house

Answers the phone while parents are away telemarketer asks if this is the lady of the house  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads Socially awkward penguin meme self conscious of everything you do for the next 3 days

Reads Socially awkward penguin meme self conscious of everything you do for the next 3 days   Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys Condoms Adrenaline Rush

Buys Condoms Adrenaline Rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

hates being excluded from the group hates being included even more

hates being excluded from the group hates being included even more  Socially Awkward Penguin

has a reddit account still a lurker

has a reddit account still a lurker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Barber extends hand to direct me to chair try to shake it

Barber extends hand to direct me to chair try to shake it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to friends house to hangout spends entire time on laptop

Goes to friends house to hangout spends entire time on laptop    Socially Awkward Penguin
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