Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have A Nice Flight" "You Too!"

"How would you like your eggs done, sir?" Yes, please.

Has to take a shit on a date Scared to go to the toilet

Has to take a shit on a date Scared to go to the toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't find a seat with no one next to me Go home

Can't find a seat with no one next to me Go home  Socially Awkward Penguin

See person waving in front of you Wave back and realize they were waving to the person behind you

See person waving in front of you Wave back and realize they were waving to the person behind you  Socially Awkward Penguin

"So, What have you been up to lately?" Forget everything you've ever done

Get called by the wrong name Never correct them. always answer to new name

Get called by the wrong name Never correct them.
always answer to new name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't find a proper meme for my funny new punchline SAP will do

Can't find a proper meme for my
funny new punchline SAP will do  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees friend at campus food court with her friends debates to walk up and say hi, sends text instead

Sees friend at campus food court with her friends debates to walk up and say hi, sends text instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor tells me to drop my pants Gets an erection

Doctor tells me to drop my pants Gets an erection  Socially Awkward Penguin
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