Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to use bathroom at work wander entire building looking for empty restroom

Have to use bathroom at work wander entire building looking for empty restroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses Facebook Check-in to make sure no one has checked-in to where you are going

Uses Facebook Check-in to make sure no one has checked-in to where you are going  Socially Awkward Penguin

offer to pay for lunch for you and your friend card declines and you have no cash

offer to pay for lunch for you and your friend card declines and you have no cash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to subway Can I get a footlong-six inch?

Goes to subway Can I get a footlong-six inch?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments my handwriting She wants to have sex with me

Girl compliments my handwriting She wants to have sex with me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Comes up with a meme Nobody gets it

Comes up with a meme Nobody gets it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks a question Answers before you have a chance

Asks a question Answers before you have a chance   Socially Awkward Penguin

wait too long to return call SEVER

wait too long to return call SEVER  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to add to conversation no one hears

tries to add to conversation no one hears  Socially Awkward Penguin

Playing game with friends, they tell you you're Rabbit from Pooh "But Rabbit's a jerk! ........ oh"

Playing game with friends, they tell you you're Rabbit from Pooh
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